Thursday, June 27, 2013

today's dream: tsukkomi and boke

boke

From the verb bokeru 惚ける or 呆ける, which carries the meaning of "senility" or "air headed-ness," and is reflected in this performer's tendency for misinterpretation and forgetfulness. The boke is the "simple-minded" member of an owarai kombi ("tsukkomi and boke", or vice versa) that receives most of the verbal and physical abuse from the "smart" tsukkomi because of the boke's misunderstandings and slip-ups. The tsukkomi (突っ込み) refers to the role the second comedian plays in "butting in" and correcting the boke's errors. It is common for tsukkomi to berate boke and hit them on the head with a swift smack; traditionally, tsukkomi often carried a fan as a multi-purpose prop, one of the uses for which was to hit the boke with. Boke and tsukkomi are loosely equivalent to the roles of "funny man" or "comic" (boke) and "straight man" (tsukkomi) in the comedy duos of western culture. Outside of owarai, boke is sometimes used in common speech as an insult, similar to "idiot" in English, or baka in Japanese.

tsukkomi

 From the verb tsukkomu (突っ込む), meaning something like "butt in", this is often the role of the partner to the boke in an owarai kombi. The tsukkomi is generally the smarter and more reasonable of the unit, and will criticize, verbally and physically abuse, and generally rail at the boke for their mistakes and exaggerations. A typical tsukkomi often slaps the boke on the back of the head, an action always accompanied by an intentionally cheesy slapping sound effect.

source: wikipedia

alright, today I have a really weird and funny dream. It is related to the statement above. It's hard to explain but it start like this;


Me: hmm? where am i?

You are entering the dream world where you have the ability to interfere inside your dream.

Me: oh really? that's interesting.

once upon a time, there's a hero

Me: Ok, good start.

Who's his deadly weapon is Plasticine

Me: WHAT!? Ok, go on.

One day he entered a village,

Villagers: help! our village is raided by thieves!!

Hero: leave it to me!!

And he make a house with his Plasticine!!

Me: WHY A HOUSE!!!!???? WHERE'S SWORD AND SUCH!!!

And two thieves come toward the hero with their Plasticine castle 

Me: this is maddening... what am I dreaming...

Thieves: we have come to take your belonging's. Surrender or we make bigger castle!!

Me: no, that can't even be considered as a threat.

PRAK KRAK KRAK

Suddenly, the castle's wall is broken.

Thieves: No way! who broke our impenetrable wall!!??

Me: that 'impenetrable' is made of Plasticine....

The hero come while destroying the wall with his Plasticine house

Me: well, at least it has function.

Hero: I have come to take all of your Plasticine

Me: wait a minute!! you don't come to save the villagers!!!

Thieves: hmph! why you want to take our Plasticine?

And the hero shows his Plasticine 

Thieves: (gasp!!) you want to summon the legendary?!!

Me: .....

Thieves: very well, but you have to defeat us to get it! and if we lose, we will stop being thieves and wear woman clothes out of shame!

Me: Why are you making that kind of rules? doesn't that shows that you want to do that?

Hero: HERE I COME!!!

Thieves: OOHHH!!!

AND BOTH OF THEM FIGHTING BY MAKING THE BEST PLASTICINE SHAPE EVER!!!

Me: THIS FIGHTING IS TOO PEACEFUL!!! LET ME OUT!!! I WANT TO WAKE UP!!!

Thieves: FINISHED!!!

and they showed their same building with the fixed wall

Me: you just repair the castle!!! you're not build another thing!!!

But the hero does not falter, instead he shows his legendary skills with his plasticine

Thieves: OOOHHH!!! THIS IS LEGENDARY!!

Me:

 

WHAT THE HECK!!! WHY IS THIS IN MOSAIC!!!!

Due to the copyright law, this is not allowed to show

Me: What!? this is dream world!! who cares about copyright!!

and the story continues

Me: ANSWER ME!!!

Thieves: we have lost....

Hero: now give me your Plasticine.

and they handed the Plasticine

The Hero gather the Plasticine together

the storm come, forming a hole beneath the sky!

In that moment, the LEGENDARY PLASTICINE APPEARED!!

Hero: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Me: HE DISAPPOINTED????!!!

Hero: WHERE'S CHIKUCHIKU WAWA?????!!!!

Me: WHAT IS THAT THING????!!!

Thieves: now that we have seen that legendary Plasticine, we will keep our oath.

and they fades away....

Me: finally.

And appear back

Me: OH COME ON!!!

But this time they become thieves while wearing woman clothes

Thieves: we have come to take your belonging's. Surrender or we make another castle!!

Me: CAN'T YOU MAKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN CASTLE!!!?

but the hero come, holding the legendary Plasticine!!!

Me: this is getting ridiculous....

Thieves: so you come!

Hero: I want chikuchiku wawa.

Me: then why you come?!

Hero: HERE I COME!!!

Thieves: OOOHHH!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

      Oh? finally i awake.

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