today's dream: tsukkomi and boke

boke

From the verb bokeru 惚ける or　呆ける, which carries the meaning of "senility" or "air headed-ness," and is reflected in this performer's tendency for misinterpretation and forgetfulness. The boke is the "simple-minded" member of an owarai kombi ("tsukkomi and boke", or vice versa) that receives most of the verbal and physical abuse from the "smart" tsukkomi because of the boke's misunderstandings and slip-ups. The tsukkomi (突っ込み) refers to the role the second comedian plays in "butting in" and correcting the boke's errors. It is common for tsukkomi to berate boke and hit them on the head with a swift smack; traditionally, tsukkomi often carried a fan as a multi-purpose prop, one of the uses for which was to hit the boke with. Boke and tsukkomi are loosely equivalent to the roles of "funny man" or "comic" (boke) and "straight man" (tsukkomi) in the comedy duos of western culture. Outside of owarai, boke is sometimes used in common speech as an insult, similar to "idiot" in English, or baka in Japanese.

tsukkomi

 From the verb tsukkomu (突っ込む), meaning something like "butt in", this is often the role of the partner to the boke in an owarai kombi. The tsukkomi is generally the smarter and more reasonable of the unit, and will criticize, verbally and physically abuse, and generally rail at the boke for their mistakes and exaggerations. A typical tsukkomi often slaps the boke on the back of the head, an action always accompanied by an intentionally cheesy slapping sound effect.

source: wikipedia

alright, today I have a really weird and funny dream. It is related to the statement above. It's hard to explain but it start like this;


Me: hmm? where am i?

You are entering the dream world where you have the ability to interfere inside your dream.

Me: oh really? that's interesting.

once upon a time, there's a hero

Me: Ok, good start.

Who's his deadly weapon is Plasticine

Me: WHAT!? Ok, go on.

One day he entered a village,

Villagers: help! our village is raided by thieves!!

Hero: leave it to me!!

And he make a house with his Plasticine!!

Me: WHY A HOUSE!!!!???? WHERE'S SWORD AND SUCH!!!

And two thieves come toward the hero with their Plasticine castle 

Me: this is maddening... what am I dreaming...

Thieves: we have come to take your belonging's. Surrender or we make bigger castle!!

Me: no, that can't even be considered as a threat.

PRAK KRAK KRAK

Suddenly, the castle's wall is broken.

Thieves: No way! who broke our impenetrable wall!!??

Me: that 'impenetrable' is made of Plasticine....

The hero come while destroying the wall with his Plasticine house

Me: well, at least it has function.

Hero: I have come to take all of your Plasticine

Me: wait a minute!! you don't come to save the villagers!!!

Thieves: hmph! why you want to take our Plasticine?

And the hero shows his Plasticine 

Thieves: (gasp!!) you want to summon the legendary?!!

Me: .....

Thieves: very well, but you have to defeat us to get it! and if we lose, we will stop being thieves and wear woman clothes out of shame!

Me: Why are you making that kind of rules? doesn't that shows that you want to do that?

Hero: HERE I COME!!!

Thieves: OOHHH!!!

AND BOTH OF THEM FIGHTING BY MAKING THE BEST PLASTICINE SHAPE EVER!!!

Me: THIS FIGHTING IS TOO PEACEFUL!!! LET ME OUT!!! I WANT TO WAKE UP!!!

Thieves: FINISHED!!!

and they showed their same building with the fixed wall

Me: you just repair the castle!!! you're not build another thing!!!

But the hero does not falter, instead he shows his legendary skills with his plasticine

Thieves: OOOHHH!!! THIS IS LEGENDARY!!

Me:

 

WHAT THE HECK!!! WHY IS THIS IN MOSAIC!!!!

Due to the copyright law, this is not allowed to show

Me: What!? this is dream world!! who cares about copyright!!

and the story continues

Me: ANSWER ME!!!

Thieves: we have lost....

Hero: now give me your Plasticine.

and they handed the Plasticine

The Hero gather the Plasticine together

the storm come, forming a hole beneath the sky!

In that moment, the LEGENDARY PLASTICINE APPEARED!!

Hero: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Me: HE DISAPPOINTED????!!!

Hero: WHERE'S CHIKUCHIKU WAWA?????!!!!

Me: WHAT IS THAT THING????!!!

Thieves: now that we have seen that legendary Plasticine, we will keep our oath.

and they fades away....

Me: finally.

And appear back

Me: OH COME ON!!!

But this time they become thieves while wearing woman clothes

Thieves: we have come to take your belonging's. Surrender or we make another castle!!

Me: CAN'T YOU MAKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN CASTLE!!!?

but the hero come, holding the legendary Plasticine!!!

Me: this is getting ridiculous....

Thieves: so you come!

Hero: I want chikuchiku wawa.

Me: then why you come?!

Hero: HERE I COME!!!

Thieves: OOOHHH!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

      Oh? finally i awake.

Fulfill part 9 (memory of Ana, 2)

Pada pagi ini para doctor dan jururawat mula sibuk.

Biasalah, banyak pesakit dekat hospital, mestilah sibuk.

Tapi hari ini bukan kerana sibuk sahaja, tapi ada seorang doctor pakar dari luar Negara yang telah datang ke hospital. Tapi saya tak tahu kenapa doctor tu datang ke sini.

Bunyi bisingnya sampai ke bilik saya.

Kenapa diorang kecoh sangat bila seorang doctor datang ke sini?

Kachak…. Pintu bilik saya dibuka.

“Ana… ana ok ke?” Tanya mak.

“mak…”

Mak masuk ke bilik saya dan ayah pun masuk juga.

“ayah…”

“mak ada belikan Ana jajan dari Amerika.”

“…” terdiam saya mendengar kata-kata mak ayah. Saya tak sangka mereka datang dan balik dengan mendadak.

“kenapa mak dan ayah pergi ke Amerika?”

“is this is your sister, Amir?” Tanya seorang doctor yang berbangsa Latin. Dia kelihatan dalam usia 40-50 an.

“yes, it is her.” Kata abang Amir dan mereka masuk ke dalam bilik saya.

Ketika mereka sedang masuk, doctor tu membaca satu fail yang tebal.  “leukimia….” Kata doctor tersebut sambil membelek fail tersebut. Fail itu mestinya data mengenai saya.

“and you said that she is 22 years old, is that correct?”

“yes.”

“well then, hello Anna. I’m doctor Augnio.”

“he-hello….” Tergagap saya bila doctor tu menghampiri saya dan bercakap dengan ramah mesra.

“you have been in this condition for quite a long time, is that correct?”

“yes sir.”

“in your country there is no medication except taking steroids, right?”

“….”

“well, I have to ask you something.”

“?”

“do you wish to be a test patient for the new medication from the Fulfill pharmacist?”

“?!”

Abang Amir mula menyampuk “doctor, I have told you she will take…”

“a patient’s permission must be taken into consideration. Besides she is 22 not a child anymore. Though for me she looks like a teenager.” Kata doctor dengan serius.

Saya mendiamkan diri memikirkan pertanyaan doctor tersebut.

“it’s alright, take your time to think. We have lots of ample time.” Kata doctor tersebut.

“then, may I show you the hotel both of you will live in.” kata abang Amir dan dia membawa doctor tersebut keluar dari bilik. Pada masa yang sama, seorang jururawat perempuan berbangsa latin dalam usia 20-30 an sedang menunggu doctor tersebut di luar bilik.

Hanya saya dan mak ayah saya yang berada di dalam bilik sekarang.

“mak… ayah… apa jadi sebenarnya?”

“Ana… awak kena terima kasih pada Amir… dia merayu kepada syarikat Fulfill untuk merawat awak dengan teknologi rawatan yang terbaru.” Kata mak. Raut wajah di mukanya menunjukkan kesedihan. Ayah Cuba menenangkan mak yang sebak itu.

Mak kemudian sambung lagi “ kos perubatan itu sangatlah mahal, dan Amir kena kerja dengan gaji yang telah dipotong sebanyak 40 peratus dan tak dibenarkan berhenti kerja sehingga tamat kontrak itu.”

“maknanya Amir kena tinggal di Amerika buat jangka masa yang lama…”

“Ana, kami bukannya tak mahu jenguk awak, tapi kami nak tolong Amir supaya Amir dapat meyakinkan doctor di situ untuk merawat awak.”

“mak, ayah, saya faham apa yang korang nak sampaikan. Cuma saya tak jangka Amir buat macam tu. Kenapa dia tak bagitau saya?” tapi bila saya mengingatkan perangai dia, saya mula perasan. Dia bukannya orang yang pandai berkata-kata, dia selalu tak bagitau orang apa yang dia fikir dalam hati. Kali ini pun, dia buat benda yang sama.

“(senyum sinis) itulah abang Amir yang saya kenal…”

……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

“Well then, what is your choice?” Tanya Doctor Augnio melihat saya. Jururawat Latin yang berdiri di sebelah dia  juga melihat saya dengan tenang.

“I will be a test patient for the new medication from the Fulfill pharmacist.”

meaning of life

people have broad understanding of the meaning of life. And neither of each of their opinion is wrong because that is what they perceive.

This is the meaning of life in my view

Life is a journey

Where you walk in a desert

alone, without companion

facing hot, dry day

carrying compass, but seeing illusion in different path

waiting for night to breeze the day

as night come, it is very cold

it seeps into my bone

but t least the sky is beautiful

and the day come

continuing the hardness I felt

all I can do is stand up and walk

continuing the destination that I can't see

Kekeliuan bermain one two jus

Pada suatu hari, min dan mun sedang buat soalan susah

Min: Kita ada assignment 7 soalan.

Mun: Macamana nak bahagikan?

 Min: Kita main one two jus! Yang menang dapat 3, yang kalah dapat 4.

Mus: Ok.

Min: one two…jus! (Saya tunjuk air dia tunjuk pistol)

Mus: Maknanya sapa menang?

Min: …..

         Dah dah! Lagi sekali! Kali ni burung, air dan batu!

         One two …… jus!! (Kali ni saya keluarkan burung, dia keluarkan air)

        (saya menang!!)

Mus: Yay! Saya menang!

Min: Eh?! Kenapa?

Mus: Sebab burung lawan air burung lemas.

Min: Habis tu burung menang lawan apa?! Burung kena batu pun mati jugak!!

         Dah3! Kali ni gunting batu kain!

         

Akhirnya Min menang….