Friday, November 29, 2013

Today's dream: Alarm clock's revenge

Here come another things that I dreamed yesterday morning. That day, I have class at 8 am, so I need to wake up early.

KRRRRRIIIIINGGGG

As the usual morning, my alarm is ringing as usual.

KKKKKRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG

But this time, this noise really bothers me. So I hit it's head and said, "Shut up."

"You told me to shut up?"

Huh?

"You TOLD me to SHUT UP?"

What's with this alarm clock?

"How DARE you to told me to SHUT UP!!"

Angry with what it said, I reply, "Shut up."

"Fine, you do that, I won't wake you up!! (Running while bring all it's thing) I WON'T WAKE YOU UP ANYMORE!!" And it runs to it's parent's house (This is a dream, remember?)

And the next thing I know, it's 10 am....

Friday, November 8, 2013

Tale of princess Farah *The star of your dream again*

Once upon a time

There was a Princess named Farah, who is currently on a castle, waiting to be saved

Farah: Yes!! Save me!!

She wants to get off from the castle because nobody is in there

Farah: Mhm, mhm,

Because they scared of her

Farah: *Smack!* Cut that out! What am I, a bad person?!

*Bzzt* Because she is taken from an unknown place

Farah: Great. *Keeping her boxer gloves*

One day, a wanderer come to the castle

Farah: A handsome guy?

No, a beautiful woman whose name is Maryam

Farah: You?! What are you doing in my story?!!

I'm the one who narrate it, give me a credit, sis

Farah: Fine, you're in. But don't forget to add handsome guy.

The wanderer then enter the castle, seeing only a princess wearing shabby clothes with a messy hair

Farah: Why are you describing me in horrible situation!!!

The story need to be realistic

Farah: *Smack!!* Isn't this comedy?!!!

*Bzzt* *Bzzt* The wanderer then enter the castle, seeing only a princess wearing beautiful clothes with a shiny straight hair

Farah: Yes, that's me.

The wanderer seeing such an unbelievable situation, began asking the princess

Maryam: Is this your castle?

Farah: Yes it is! *making a pretty face*

Maryam: Wow, it's so messy, how long you haven't clean it up?

Farah: Are you talking about the mess in our room right now?

Maryam: ..... Ehem ehem ehem.....

Farah: *SMACK* DON'T INVOLVE OUR MESSY ROOM, DAMMIT!!

Maryam: *bleeding nose(fake)* But I'm just a wanderer, who commenting your castle

Farah: *SMACK* YOU ALSO INVOLVE IN THIS MESS!!!!

Thus, the tale is ended by the wanderer clean up her messy castle

Farah: Do it neatly!!

Maryam: Yes, sis.

Waiting for another tale unfold by princess Farah

Farah: Yay! a continution!!

Traffic jam.

There was once where I ride my car in a very heavy traffic jam. I'm stuck at one place for a long time and worse, the car always trying to enter my lane.

It is very stressful, especially toward the people who didn't even give a chance for me to move.

I even had a bad though about them and wanting to curse them (don't worry, I don't).

But one day, I though that the situation where the drivers are compete with each other for the lane are quite similar to the survival of the fittest situation, and made me wonder is this our nature?

Once I though that this kind of action is wrong, I let the car that greedily wanting to take my lane passed through me. I just don't want to act greedy.

Slowly, the traffic now move more smoothly and I arrived at my destination earlier than I expected. With just a simple act, I have reduced the traffic problem.

Coincidentally, someone also had though the same thing, and I also agree with what he said.

Overall, what you give you get.