malay joke in english

this is something that i had made a few years ago.... this is a funny story told by the malay people as a joke.
now i put this thing for others to read and have fun.
if you know this story, just have fun reading it again.
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once there is a boy name abu, the teacher ask abu

teacher: what is 2+2?

abu: i don't know

teacher: go ask all of your family, i want your answer tomorrow

abu go back home

he ask his dad,

abu:dad, what is 2+2?

his father while watching movie, Dad:superman!!

he ask his mom

abu:mom, what is 2+2?

his mom while cooking, mom:fish,chicken, cow

he ask his bro

abu:bro, what is 2+2?

his bro while playing game, bro:WHAT? I DARE YOU!he ask his sister

abu:sis, what is 2+2?

his sis want to go shopping,sis:LET'S GO BABY!!!!

he ask his grandma

abu:grandma, what is 2+2?

his grandma while having bad fever,grandma:i'm dying...i'm dying...

he ask his grandpa

abu:grandpa, what is 2+2?

his grandpa after eating, grandpa:alhamduliah.... so delicious!

tomorrow come, teacher ask abu

teacher: ok, what is 2+2?

abu:superman!!

teacher:what? who teach you that?

abu:fish, chicken, cow

teacher:are you mocking me?

abu:WHAT? I DARE YOU!

teacher: looks like i have to bring you to meet the principle

abu:LET'S GO BABY!!!!

the teacher bring him to meet the principle

principle: what have you done to your teacher?

abu: i'm dying... i'm dying....

principle: that's it, show me your butt, i give you rotan (caning,) now!

after rotan (caning)...abu: alhamdulilah....so delicious!