Thursday, June 27, 2013

today's dream: tsukkomi and boke

boke

From the verb bokeru 惚ける or 呆ける, which carries the meaning of "senility" or "air headed-ness," and is reflected in this performer's tendency for misinterpretation and forgetfulness. The boke is the "simple-minded" member of an owarai kombi ("tsukkomi and boke", or vice versa) that receives most of the verbal and physical abuse from the "smart" tsukkomi because of the boke's misunderstandings and slip-ups. The tsukkomi (突っ込み) refers to the role the second comedian plays in "butting in" and correcting the boke's errors. It is common for tsukkomi to berate boke and hit them on the head with a swift smack; traditionally, tsukkomi often carried a fan as a multi-purpose prop, one of the uses for which was to hit the boke with. Boke and tsukkomi are loosely equivalent to the roles of "funny man" or "comic" (boke) and "straight man" (tsukkomi) in the comedy duos of western culture. Outside of owarai, boke is sometimes used in common speech as an insult, similar to "idiot" in English, or baka in Japanese.

tsukkomi

 From the verb tsukkomu (突っ込む), meaning something like "butt in", this is often the role of the partner to the boke in an owarai kombi. The tsukkomi is generally the smarter and more reasonable of the unit, and will criticize, verbally and physically abuse, and generally rail at the boke for their mistakes and exaggerations. A typical tsukkomi often slaps the boke on the back of the head, an action always accompanied by an intentionally cheesy slapping sound effect.

source: wikipedia

alright, today I have a really weird and funny dream. It is related to the statement above. It's hard to explain but it start like this;


Me: hmm? where am i?

You are entering the dream world where you have the ability to interfere inside your dream.

Me: oh really? that's interesting.

once upon a time, there's a hero

Me: Ok, good start.

Who's his deadly weapon is Plasticine

Me: WHAT!? Ok, go on.

One day he entered a village,

Villagers: help! our village is raided by thieves!!

Hero: leave it to me!!

And he make a house with his Plasticine!!

Me: WHY A HOUSE!!!!???? WHERE'S SWORD AND SUCH!!!

And two thieves come toward the hero with their Plasticine castle 

Me: this is maddening... what am I dreaming...

Thieves: we have come to take your belonging's. Surrender or we make bigger castle!!

Me: no, that can't even be considered as a threat.

PRAK KRAK KRAK

Suddenly, the castle's wall is broken.

Thieves: No way! who broke our impenetrable wall!!??

Me: that 'impenetrable' is made of Plasticine....

The hero come while destroying the wall with his Plasticine house

Me: well, at least it has function.

Hero: I have come to take all of your Plasticine

Me: wait a minute!! you don't come to save the villagers!!!

Thieves: hmph! why you want to take our Plasticine?

And the hero shows his Plasticine 

Thieves: (gasp!!) you want to summon the legendary?!!

Me: .....

Thieves: very well, but you have to defeat us to get it! and if we lose, we will stop being thieves and wear woman clothes out of shame!

Me: Why are you making that kind of rules? doesn't that shows that you want to do that?

Hero: HERE I COME!!!

Thieves: OOHHH!!!

AND BOTH OF THEM FIGHTING BY MAKING THE BEST PLASTICINE SHAPE EVER!!!

Me: THIS FIGHTING IS TOO PEACEFUL!!! LET ME OUT!!! I WANT TO WAKE UP!!!

Thieves: FINISHED!!!

and they showed their same building with the fixed wall

Me: you just repair the castle!!! you're not build another thing!!!

But the hero does not falter, instead he shows his legendary skills with his plasticine

Thieves: OOOHHH!!! THIS IS LEGENDARY!!

Me:

 

WHAT THE HECK!!! WHY IS THIS IN MOSAIC!!!!

Due to the copyright law, this is not allowed to show

Me: What!? this is dream world!! who cares about copyright!!

and the story continues

Me: ANSWER ME!!!

Thieves: we have lost....

Hero: now give me your Plasticine.

and they handed the Plasticine

The Hero gather the Plasticine together

the storm come, forming a hole beneath the sky!

In that moment, the LEGENDARY PLASTICINE APPEARED!!

Hero: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Me: HE DISAPPOINTED????!!!

Hero: WHERE'S CHIKUCHIKU WAWA?????!!!!

Me: WHAT IS THAT THING????!!!

Thieves: now that we have seen that legendary Plasticine, we will keep our oath.

and they fades away....

Me: finally.

And appear back

Me: OH COME ON!!!

But this time they become thieves while wearing woman clothes

Thieves: we have come to take your belonging's. Surrender or we make another castle!!

Me: CAN'T YOU MAKE SOMETHING OTHER THAN CASTLE!!!?

but the hero come, holding the legendary Plasticine!!!

Me: this is getting ridiculous....

Thieves: so you come!

Hero: I want chikuchiku wawa.

Me: then why you come?!

Hero: HERE I COME!!!

Thieves: OOOHHH!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

      Oh? finally i awake.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Fulfill part 9 (memory of Ana, 2)

Pada pagi ini para doctor dan jururawat mula sibuk.
Biasalah, banyak pesakit dekat hospital, mestilah sibuk.
Tapi hari ini bukan kerana sibuk sahaja, tapi ada seorang doctor pakar dari luar Negara yang telah datang ke hospital. Tapi saya tak tahu kenapa doctor tu datang ke sini.
Bunyi bisingnya sampai ke bilik saya.
Kenapa diorang kecoh sangat bila seorang doctor datang ke sini?
Kachak…. Pintu bilik saya dibuka.
“Ana… ana ok ke?” Tanya mak.
“mak…”
Mak masuk ke bilik saya dan ayah pun masuk juga.
“ayah…”
“mak ada belikan Ana jajan dari Amerika.”
“…” terdiam saya mendengar kata-kata mak ayah. Saya tak sangka mereka datang dan balik dengan mendadak.
“kenapa mak dan ayah pergi ke Amerika?”
“is this is your sister, Amir?” Tanya seorang doctor yang berbangsa Latin. Dia kelihatan dalam usia 40-50 an.
“yes, it is her.” Kata abang Amir dan mereka masuk ke dalam bilik saya.
Ketika mereka sedang masuk, doctor tu membaca satu fail yang tebal.  “leukimia….” Kata doctor tersebut sambil membelek fail tersebut. Fail itu mestinya data mengenai saya.
“and you said that she is 22 years old, is that correct?”
“yes.”
“well then, hello Anna. I’m doctor Augnio.”
“he-hello….” Tergagap saya bila doctor tu menghampiri saya dan bercakap dengan ramah mesra.
“you have been in this condition for quite a long time, is that correct?”
“yes sir.”
“in your country there is no medication except taking steroids, right?”
“….”
“well, I have to ask you something.”
“?”
“do you wish to be a test patient for the new medication from the Fulfill pharmacist?”
“?!”
Abang Amir mula menyampuk “doctor, I have told you she will take…”
“a patient’s permission must be taken into consideration. Besides she is 22 not a child anymore. Though for me she looks like a teenager.” Kata doctor dengan serius.
Saya mendiamkan diri memikirkan pertanyaan doctor tersebut.
“it’s alright, take your time to think. We have lots of ample time.” Kata doctor tersebut.
“then, may I show you the hotel both of you will live in.” kata abang Amir dan dia membawa doctor tersebut keluar dari bilik. Pada masa yang sama, seorang jururawat perempuan berbangsa latin dalam usia 20-30 an sedang menunggu doctor tersebut di luar bilik.
Hanya saya dan mak ayah saya yang berada di dalam bilik sekarang.
“mak… ayah… apa jadi sebenarnya?”
“Ana… awak kena terima kasih pada Amir… dia merayu kepada syarikat Fulfill untuk merawat awak dengan teknologi rawatan yang terbaru.” Kata mak. Raut wajah di mukanya menunjukkan kesedihan. Ayah Cuba menenangkan mak yang sebak itu.
Mak kemudian sambung lagi “ kos perubatan itu sangatlah mahal, dan Amir kena kerja dengan gaji yang telah dipotong sebanyak 40 peratus dan tak dibenarkan berhenti kerja sehingga tamat kontrak itu.”
“maknanya Amir kena tinggal di Amerika buat jangka masa yang lama…”
“Ana, kami bukannya tak mahu jenguk awak, tapi kami nak tolong Amir supaya Amir dapat meyakinkan doctor di situ untuk merawat awak.”
“mak, ayah, saya faham apa yang korang nak sampaikan. Cuma saya tak jangka Amir buat macam tu. Kenapa dia tak bagitau saya?” tapi bila saya mengingatkan perangai dia, saya mula perasan. Dia bukannya orang yang pandai berkata-kata, dia selalu tak bagitau orang apa yang dia fikir dalam hati. Kali ini pun, dia buat benda yang sama.
“(senyum sinis) itulah abang Amir yang saya kenal…”
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
“Well then, what is your choice?” Tanya Doctor Augnio melihat saya. Jururawat Latin yang berdiri di sebelah dia  juga melihat saya dengan tenang.

“I will be a test patient for the new medication from the Fulfill pharmacist.”

Saturday, June 15, 2013

meaning of life

people have broad understanding of the meaning of life. And neither of each of their opinion is wrong because that is what they perceive.

This is the meaning of life in my view

Life is a journey

Where you walk in a desert

alone, without companion

facing hot, dry day

carrying compass, but seeing illusion in different path

waiting for night to breeze the day

as night come, it is very cold

it seeps into my bone

but t least the sky is beautiful

and the day come

continuing the hardness I felt

all I can do is stand up and walk

continuing the destination that I can't see

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Kekeliuan bermain one two jus

Pada suatu hari, min dan mun sedang buat soalan susah

Min: Kita ada assignment 7 soalan.

Mun: Macamana nak bahagikan?

 Min: Kita main one two jus! Yang menang dapat 3, yang kalah dapat 4.

Mus: Ok.
Min: one two…jus! (Saya tunjuk air dia tunjuk pistol)

Mus: Maknanya sapa menang?

Min: …..
         Dah dah! Lagi sekali! Kali ni burung, air dan batu!
         One two …… jus!! (Kali ni saya keluarkan burung, dia keluarkan air)
        (saya menang!!)

Mus: Yay! Saya menang!

Min: Eh?! Kenapa?

Mus: Sebab burung lawan air burung lemas.

Min: Habis tu burung menang lawan apa?! Burung kena batu pun mati jugak!!
         Dah3! Kali ni gunting batu kain!
         

Akhirnya Min menang….
       


Friday, May 31, 2013

PILOT STORY: LACRYMA AND MAKINA

In the age of Azalea

The existence of Lacryma changes people life greatly

But however as the creation of Lacryma progress

The existence of Makina begin to come


And how they affect the world

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What is Lacryma?

Old man: La...cry...ma? What's that? a food?

Young man: Oh!! You don't know?! It's an energy! I mean, you put it into a machine, and that thing will move!! IT WAS AWESOME!! Man, i wish i can get that thing and buy a machine.

Scholar: Lachryma is energy that is used for the people in this world, Azalea. They are used as an important energy source to move the machine, and to go against the physic law of motion. Since it has existed, the power is very convenient.

...................................................................................................................................................................
what is Makina?

Old man: Makina is a ghost. It has sharp fang and it is immortal!And it has been lurking around the surface long before we were born....

Young man: No, I heard that it can't aging. But there are some people who said they are evil and feeding on lacryma.

Merchant: Both of you are wrong, it is a hollow being roaming around the surface of the earth.  But whatever it is, we just heard this from other people, there's no way we know what that is.

?????: I see.

Merchant: Are you new to this place? want to buy some souvenir?

?????: No, it's okay. I just want to ask you about what is Makina.

and that person walk away from them.

Young man: that person is so weird....

Old man: His accent is also weird....

Merchant: oh well, at least he looks nice.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Maternal Instinct

The war is wearing out

The enemy began to win by it's number

However, they does not afraid by their number

For the 'Valkyries' has arrived!!

KATA KATA KATA KATA!!!!

The horses carries the man in armors, marching valiantly towards the enemy.

"It's the Valkyries !!!"

"they have arrived!!"

"OUR HEROES!!"

Shout the people as they march while slaying the enemy. They mercilessly slaying each of the enemies with excitement.

The number of the enemies dropped sharply as they come in front of them.

"Valkyrie!! I will end your lives!!" shout the general of the enemy toward the leader of Valkyries.

"Very well, bring it." said the leader.

Both of them march their horses with swords.

"AAAHH!!"A full swing coming from general makes Valkyrie leader dodge the attack!

The leader strikes back furiously with an amazing speed!

But that doesn't mean the general can't fight back!

the battle is heated with each moment as each swing of each opponent grew stronger.

Finally the general use his sword to stab the Valkyrie's head!

SCHREACK!!

oh no! the Valkyrie's helmet is broken! the Valkyrie manage to dodge this dangerous moment and counter back with a stab to the general!

"No way..." said the general as he is in disbelief.

"I'm being defeated by a woman....?" and he fall from his horse.

The enemies surprised with their general, and flee from the battle.

The Valkyrie look down at the general who gasped for his breath is clotted with blood.

"Is that all you got?" ask the Valkyrie. She doesn't even show a sign of tired.

"yo-you monster..." said the general as he is very angry with his losses.

"yes, we the Valkyries are a monster who will overturn this war and be the legend!"

"legend...? heh..." the general is dying, yet he can't help but laugh at her ambition.

"what is your name, legend?"

"Lilith."

"well then legendary Lilith, please honor my death."

"with pleasure." and she end his life with a fatal stab.

and from that moment on, The Valkyries continue their legend until the land knows their name and the war ends.

But there is a story not many people know about the Valkyrie's leader, Lilith after the war.
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7 years later

The Popoi village has not many people. They mostly rely the river as their source of daily life. Most of the young have gone to the city, and the elder, woman and children lived there.


A woman have come into the village.

"This must be the place where Lady Lilith's hometown is."

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"Mister, I have collect the straw." Said Astral, a young, small and frail boy.

"hmm, this should be enough for the cow, now take these grains, boy." said the farmer as he gives him a small bag of grains enough for him to carry.

"thank you." and he goes to his home.

"such a hard-working child.... if only he is not weak...." said the mother of the farmer as she watches the boy.

"It is too pitiful, seeing the weak child degraded to collect straws only." said the farmer.

"if only her mother is sane, she should had thrown the child when he was born..." said the mother.

"true..." reply the farmer.

in this age, the people were valued by their strength and power. Therefore the babies when they are born they will be checked. if the baby is weak, they will be thrown into cliffs. that is the fact that the people are born with.


Astral bring the bag carefully as he aware of his condition.

A woman saw Astral's behavior and approaching him.

"Child, do you know where the Valkyrie's legendary leader, Lilith is?"

"Huh? you want to meet my mother?"

"Huh? your mother?" ask the woman as she surprised with his answer. She look carefully of his figure.

"How old are you?"

"I'm 6, soon I will be 7."

She realize he looks weaker and smaller than the boy his age should be. There's no way he is her child, that woman is the type who will discard the weak and keep the strong.

"Is there anyone name Lilith?"

"Only my mother."

"Is this Popoi Village?"

"Yes it is."

Now that woman is very confusing. How can this be happening?  but at the same time she realize the time he is born is almost same with the time she's gone after winning the war.

"Very well, let me meet your mother." said the woman.

"alright." and Astral bring her to his mother.

They arrive at a house made of clay and hay. It looks old and small.

"UAAAHHHH!!!!" a loud cry is heard inside the house.

"What is that?" ask the woman.

Astral run inside the house

"Mom, I'm back."

"UEEENNN!!!" shout a woman with an unkempt hair and wearing shabby clothes. She run as fast as she can toward Astral and hug him.

"There, there, mom. I'm back."

"uuuu...." finally she calm down.

"...?! LADY LILITH!!??" That woman was very surprised as she finally realised that insane woman is Lilith.

"...So the rumors that you kill a dragon and sold your sold to devil is true?" said the woman with tears.

"what? Who said that?" ask Astral with surprise.

"I have heard before that Lady Lilith has gone insane because she sold her soul to devil and she is crippled because she killed a dragon."

"No. You are very wrong."

"What?"

"She become like this because before she depart she fell from horse and hit her head from the ground."

"..... (-_-)...."


the situation become awkward.

Astral continue again.

"since she has turn out like this, my father married her because nobody else can take care of her."

"................(=_=) ...."


Both of them is silent again. This is very awkward.

"no... this can't be happening.... the revival of the Valkyries now becoming hopeless..." sigh the woman as she look at Lilith.

"Why you want to revive the Valkyries?"

"Ever since Lady Lilith is gone, The Valkyries becoming weaker than before. More people have retired from battle and some who try to be the leader even killed easily in battle because they lack charisma. Now only I am the loyal member of the Valkyries left...."

"Isn't the war is over? Why you still continue to battle?"

"Hah. A weak child like you don't understand. We live with our motto be the strong, kill the weak. Our life is to fight in the battle and continue to be a legend. Furthermore child, that motto is what your mother have created." said the woman as she pointed her finger toward Lilith.

"then what will you do for now?" ask Astral.

"I will bring Lady Lilith to the mercenaries, and bring her to the battlefield to let her remember her own self. I won't allow the Valkyrie to end in this way." said the woman. She is serious about it.

Astral look at her mother. She smile at him back.

Astral then turn to face the woman and said "no."

"what?"

"my mom is not the same person as before."

"Shut your mouth! Who are you to decide what she should do?!"

But Astral just look at the woman with serious face. He mean to keep firm with his answer.

"You weak brat!!" and she kick him until he flew away.

Kick!!

Astral fell down lying in pain.

A murderous intent come toward the woman. She quickly draw her sword and defense herself with an ambush attack. It is Lilith that attack her with her might.

"Lady Lilith! You have come to your senses!"

But it was not. Lilith fiercely attacking her brutally with her bare hand and teeth.

"SHHAAAAAHHH!!" Shout Lilith. Her shout is very loud and it can make people stunned with her voice.

"Lady Lilith! It is Rosa, your loyal Valkyrie!!" said the woman.

But that does not help. Lilith attacks becoming quicker and fierce. Rosa have no choice but to attack her with the sword. Even using sword doesn't even hurt her. Lilith becoming agile and strong like a beast.

Rosa have no choice "Please forgive me Lady Lilith!!" and Rosa try to swing her sword to her with all her might.

But what a surprise, Lilith march her upfront and

SMACK!!

giving her a quick blow at the jaw.

"uhh.." Grunt Rosa as she almost fainted from the attack.

Lilith is now on top of her holding the sword that she dropped. Rosa is shudder in fears.

"Lady Lilith..." said Rosa, but that doesn't change Lilith to point the sword to her neck.

"MOM!!!"

a shout from behind startled Lilith. she turn her back quickly.

"Look mom, I'm alright. Look, look." Said Astral as he stand up and moves as he is fine.

"WAAA!!" Cry Lilith and she let go of the sword and hug Astral.

"Yes mom, I'm fine, I'm fine." But Lilith examine his body to make sure he is fine.

"huu...." Now Lilith calm down with relief.

"ooh...." Rosa stand up slowly. Lilith stand her guard against her.

"Lady Lilith..." plea Rosa, but Lilith does not shows any sign that she knows her subordinate.

"....." Rosa just can held her tears after all that have happened.

"... She almost killed me... but how..." ask Rosa as she is in confusion.

"When I was born, I was very sick, that my father though I can't make it. He had though to throw me  at the cliff and let me rot. But mom fight him back very furiously and killed him. Everyone even scared of her because she looks like a wounded beast that try to kill everyone at her sight.Until a doctor who happened to come by the town cured me after he makes my mom asleep."

"..."

"I do understand what you want, but my mother is not the same person that you know anymore."

"....Lady Lilith is dead long ago..." said Rosa.

" ? "

"The hero whom I have idolized is truly dead. The person whom I fight just before is just a beast whom wants to protect it's child. Now I have see the end of the Valkyrie..." and she look at the sky.

"...." Astral didn't said anything. He just look at how Rosa hold her sadness.

"Farewell child, I won't come to this place anymore." and Rosa left without ever turning back anymore.

Astral truly understand how Rosa felt at that time. There is nothing more worse than losing the loved one and live in this world as weakling. And he also felt that if his mother is sane, he will be killed right when he born just as other people expect. but Astral doesn't hate Lilith because he knows his mother love him instinctively. It is because of her insanity that he felt love from her.

"mom, today I want to make a bread for you." Said Astral as he pick up the bag of grain that fell before.

"Wehahaha!" Laugh Lilith as she is happy with her son and she hug him with all her love.

"mom..."

"hmm?"

"I love you."

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

the question I can't answer

how does it all begin?

where does it end?

this is the story of my life.

i don't remember how I came to this world. the only thing I know by the time I can think properly I already am in this world.

In this world, I am facing with many obstacles, and I also facing with many happiness.

And now I realised I have been given time to spend in this world.

And with this time i can spend it with many things.

And once the time has gone out,

All that's left is my knowledge and what I have done in this world.

And slowly all the remains of me slowly forgotten.

Until the end of the world.

I know what i will think by the end of that time.

What i have spend in my life?